Okay, here's the toe photo. If you are squeamy, look away now.
See that big toe? I can't set it all the way down on the ground, but it's so swollen that it lands there anyway...sort of...the indicator is that the second toe has disappeared since I am trying to keep the hurting bits in the air. See the color of that stone? Just about the shade that matches the toe. I promise not to mention it again.
I refuse to leave you with this image. I don't want to scar minds. I was out to take a photo of the neon azalea against the gray morning.
Rather a muddled mess, but I couldn't think about camera settings with this toe. Oops. Can't seem to get it off my mind.